Thursday, 18 August 2011

Celebrity Big Brother 2011! - Meet The Housemates.....

The wait is over, Big Brother is back with a bang! Ten celebrity housemates, three weeks of lockdown in a spectacular house! Will it be the Biggest Brother Ever....You Decide!


So, housemate number one is......Kerry Katona!! The lovable swagger chavver is the first to enter the house with a brand new hair do and ready to kick start her "career" surely after Dancing on Ice and her own reality show should be enough to make her famous. She will be the ideal housemate, full of drama and laughs. 

American Pie's Tara Reid is housemate number two! The wild party girl is certain to turn a few heads and start some partys in the house. Surely she can act her way through the three weeks of false conversations. 

From Big Fat Gypsy Wedding's is the annoying housemate number three, Paddy Doherty, less said the better. 

Essex babe Amy Childs is housemate number four! Shut uuuup!! She already knows Kerry well, bit of a false set up already but should make interesting tv. She clearly thinks she is the next Katie Price, you decide?

Darren Lyons, aka Mr Paparazzi is housemate number five. Hes taken pictures of his new housemates and sold them. The celebrity snapper is likely to cause a stir in the house, or possibly just a storm in a tea cup! 

Next up is Sally Bercow, known for being married to the speaker for the houses of commons. The former alcoholic is set to raise a few eyebrows in the houses of parliament. But ready to stick two fingers up at them, and the Daily Mail in aid of charity of course. 

Housemate seven is Waterloo Road's Lucien Laviscount. Lucky number seven as modelled David Beckham's clothing range and has snogged Kym Marsh on a short stint on the cobbles of Corrie!

Ex wife of David Hasselhoff and a former Baywatch babe, welcome housemate number eight, Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff. The self confessed clean freak and mother of the Hoff's children, will she be the MILF of the house?

Levi model Bobby Sabel is providing the eye candy for this years summer, hes 25, single and ready for a Big Brother romance, watch out Lucien housemate number nine is looking to get lucky.

And lastly the hair-raising, terrible twosome Jedward enter the house jumping around the luxury surroundings and bringing fun and laughter to the otherwise vanity obsessed, career boosting celebs. 

Let the bitching commence! And Brian Dowling, you are not Davina. #justsaying

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